The first day of Christmas my true love sent to me
A dildo in a pear tree

The second day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Two doctor’s gloves
And a dildo in a pear tree

The third day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Three condoms
Two doctor’s gloves
And a dildo in a pear tree

The fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Four calling boys …

The fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Five golden dicks…

The sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Six lads a-jerking…

The seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Seven perverts dreaming …

The eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Eight maids a-sucking…

The ninth day of Christmas my true Love sent to me
Nine ladies flogging…

The tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Ten lords a-licking…

The eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Eleven strippers stripping…



The twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Twelve couples coupling
Eleven strippers stripping
Ten lords a-licking
Nine ladies flogging
Eight maids a-sucking
Seven perverts dreaming
Six lads a-jerking
Five golden dicks
Four calling boys
Three condoms
Two doctor’s gloves
And a dildo in a pear tree

(официальное поздравление для извращенцев от приюта Девиантов)